Sweetened the Simple Way - Because Real Sugar Hits Different.

Hail Merry - November 14 2025

Who needs sugar alcohols when you've got the real deal? We keep things simple, sweet, and oh-so-satisfying - no weird aftertastes, no artificial vibes, just pure indulgence you can feel good about. The kind your body actually recognizes.

But here's the catch: most "better-for-you" brands do rely on sugar alcohols like erythritol, maltitol, and xylitol. And while they may look good on a nutrition label, they're only partially digested in the small intestine. The rest ferments in your gut - which is why so many people experience bloating, cramping, gas, and those sudden "ugh, my stomach hurts" moments. Technically "low sugar"? Sure. Easy on your body? Not so much.

That's exactly why we skip them. Because treats should actually love you back.

✨ Organic Maple Syrup isn't just cozy - it's full of trace minerals like zinc and manganese, and it gives our chocolate that warm, caramel-like depth you can actually taste.

🥥 Organic Coconut Sugar is made from the sap of the coconut palm (yes, really!) and has a naturally lower glycemic index than regular sugar - which means steady energy, no crash, and a sweetness that actually feels good.

All together, it creates the kind of sweetness that makes you want to grab a cup of coffee, light a candle, and treat yourself - because feeling good should taste good, too.

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